Water Croutons

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.

"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"

by BrianWoolsey March 3, 2019

butt croutons

butt croutons are a result of a poorly wiped anus follwed by lots of but cheek movement creating your anal hairs to knot with poo in them. Once dry it is called a butt crouton

calvin screamed in pain whilst trying to pull the butt croutons off his anus hair

by nastycousin August 5, 2008

Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021

Ass Croutons

butt crunchies. (see be-low)

She did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of ass croutons.

by Phil-yah July 5, 2006

Ghetto Croutons

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.

Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!

by MTF February 15, 2009

Love croutons

Ass crumbs from not wiping properly.

Man my baby was tossing my salad and eating the hell out of my love croutons.

by A. Carrington October 13, 2018

anal croutons

The crusty dried poop left behind after whipping the poop out of your anus.

"Dude, that Indian girl had the most nutty anal croutons ever!"

by Sir licks a lot May 13, 2014