crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005

Crotchling

One who, more often then not, is expelled from the crotch. Useally a baby. Often can be used to refer to anybody under the accuser's age.

Everybody there was a crotchling of sorts.

by Alt F Four April 28, 2006

crotchstank

The pungent fragrance of an unwashed groin.

Dwayne didn't like the smell of his own crotchstank.

by Kevin of infinite madness fame September 3, 2003

Crotchkins disease

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.

<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.

by Mehrune March 13, 2009

crotchspolsion

Spontaneous combustion of an orgasmic nature.

His grin sparked a massive crotchspolsion that ruined my panties.

by Polly P June 27, 2009

Crotchin it

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009

crotchinal

The sexual area of your body
crotch + vaginal or groinal

1. I'm going to kick the shit out of your crotchinal area.

2. Your crotchinal area tastes funny.

3. Watch your crotchinal.

by Seung October 16, 2007