Crotchdusting

When a man sits on a woman's vagina and farts.

Ann wasn't fond of Rick's attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn't stop her from trying to queef on his cock.

by Cracker Mcgee October 11, 2009

crotchbutter

The nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day - or days.

Can be used for revenge purposes.

"So he was there on the couch, and I laid my panties on his face - right where he'd get a big faceful of crotchbutter."

"I went out to her car with my underwear, and smeared crotchbutter all over the steering wheel. She'll be wondering what the smell is for weeks."

by Spax February 23, 2006

crocbutter

That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

I tasted crocbutter when I heard Maddox was shutting down his webpage.

by SuperV November 16, 2007

crotchout

when your crotch says "hi" from wearing a very short skirt or dress!

my mom was getting out of the limo & was wearing a very short skirt....and i screamed "mom crotchout" .

by Breezy Haakenson October 27, 2011

Crotchduster

When you scratch your nuts and the lint from your balls lightly dusts whatever surface you scratched them over

Man I went to take a shit and my crotchduster covered the toilet

by xX_ChAcA_123_Xx August 29, 2018

Crotchbung

The watery, pungent residue which accumulates in the area between the legs and genitals in human males.

Lance would often wake up his wife in the morning by wiping his finger with fresh morning crotchbung and holding it under her nose.

by E.G. April 1, 2006

crotchdust

A revolting affliction in which the elderly leave mysterious particles on the toilet after using it. Causes range from years of soaking in their own filth instead of showering, or sandy vaginas.

Harry always had to wipe down and sanitize the toilet seat before taking a dump, as his 65 year old mother had a severe case of crotchdust.

by Bartina March 14, 2008