When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.
by q359 July 24, 2023
Get the barbie crotch mug.A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.
I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.
by Lassidar March 13, 2009
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What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.
"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."
by iamyourmommm July 24, 2009
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Get the crotchbar mug.When someone using their BlackBerry constatntly puts it between their legs while texting, emailing or using the phone in general. It can be used to describe the aforementioned or as a verb.
"did you see Jim during the meeting? His head was down like he was sleeping the whole time."
"no, he was just using his CrotchBerry."
"Carl was totally CrotchBerrying during history class today."
"no, he was just using his CrotchBerry."
"Carl was totally CrotchBerrying during history class today."
by HOTCOCAINE July 1, 2009
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Person #2: Speaking of which, my crotch itches.
Person #1: Crotchward!
Person #2: Speaking of which, my crotch itches.
Person #1: Crotchward!
by allaboutcrotches.org November 29, 2010
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