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Cropdusting

the act of farting WHILE walking; leaving a trail behind yourself
I can't stop walking to fart today so I'll just have to cropdust
by Tim S. December 9, 2004
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crop dusted

unleashing an unbarable fart on an unsuspecting civilian
Kumar crop dusted on a kid at Blockbuster's that caused the kid to suffocate.
by Arex Troy January 14, 2008
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cropdust

to disspell flatulence and walk at the same time in order not to be around once the blame is made. Often done in presence of others for spite.
Guy #1: I have really bad gas
Guy #2: Just walk around the mexican restaurant and cropdust . No one will ever know who it is.
by 4nimal May 31, 2007
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Cropdusting

The act of farting while walking past others, leaving them to gag in the wake of your shit-smelling foulness. Can also be referred to as the airdrop.
Ron: "So there I was just typing away at my desk, then I smelled it....that wretched odor that could only be caused by someone cropdusting."

Jim: "Oh man I've smelled that before! I think it's that new foreign girl Yun Li. She pulled an airdrop over at my desk the other day, and I threw up in my mouth a little."

Ron: "That dirty beeyotch!"
by Potato Sack July 25, 2008
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Reverse cropdust

Farting while walking through a particular area, then inadvertently walking back through the same area while the fart still lingers.
I completely ruined aisle four with my ass, then remembered I needed a can of black beans and totally reverse cropdusted myself.
by wordsmithhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 16, 2009
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Cropdust

To suddenly release a fart in such a way that an unsuspecting victim is lightly 'dusted' with the gas molecules. This can be done in two ways, by either walking in front of the recipient as you let 'er rip, or by planting the bomb booby trap style in such a manner that they unknowingly walk through it.
Man, I totally just cropdusted you. At least it's better than a Covered Wagon.
by infinity.morales June 2, 2009
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crop dusted

The act of passing by someone having just farted.
AWW! That smelly old bastard just crop dusted me!
by cougrpncher January 20, 2011
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