Rusty Crop-Duster

When you walk by someone and let out a fart, and you unintentionally shit your pants.

I was walking in the mall and tried to crop dust an old man but sharted my pants and ended up giving my self a rusty crop-duster.

by blindhog June 20, 2013

crop duster

A car with some sort of engine problem that causes it to release an abnormal amount of exhaust, usually of a bluish color.

Boy, that old Impala was quite the crop duster.

by Zone-Ranger October 23, 2007

Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

by The S Master June 13, 2021

Dutch Crop Duster

When you do a front flip and fart at someone spreading gas from face to foot.

Whoa, Jimmy just pulled a Dutch crop duster at the aerobics teacher and man he looks pissed!

by vivalaamerica April 3, 2011

Crop Duster

When a person farts as they walk past you and some buds.

Damn, man the dirty kids fucking crop dusted us again!

by heavy-d March 12, 2003

crop duster

To lay a silent fart down the aisle of a grocery store when someone is toward you...and listen to them gag.

see click and drag

son: "Dad why is that guy choking and hacking like that?"
Dad: "Cause daddy just laid a crop duster."
son: "OMG he's turning blue!"

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

Mexican Crop Duster

A follow up to a dirty sanchez, when one cleans off the remaining fecal matter with a forceful ejaculation.

I can't believe Charlie did a Mexican Crop Duster on Jenn last night!

by chuckinator January 2, 2009