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Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.
"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"
by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017
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crooked hat

to represent the hood you are from, no matter where you are from
I'm wearing Phat Farm Jeans, black Timberland Boots, and a crooked hat to the club. I'm reppin Harlem. Harlem son, what!!!
by tmoney2006 July 8, 2006
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Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.
"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.
by Bellarkian August 12, 2019
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crooked hat

A slang term used by fundamentalist Americans to describe a demographic of impressionable youth culture who demonstrate their attraction to popular rebellion by wearing their headgear in a manner that does not protect them from the sun.

Traditionally single males between the ages of 13 and 30 with no disposable income, but they dispose of it anyway. Instead of buying groceries they'll buy fast food, and instead of paying rent they live with others. Their excessive time and limited money goes into clothes, video games, movies, alcohol, pot, and minimum payments on a loan for a car that doesn't run.
"I went to go see the new Jason Statham movie, and a bunch of crooked hats were behind me yelling 'Ohh snap!' like every 5 minutes."

"I went to see the new The Fast and the Furious movie, but I couldn't see the screen over all the gold stickers on the crooked hat's crooked hats."

"I went to go see the new Gerard Butler movie, but I couldn't hear anything over the sound of all the crooked hats fapping to the sight of him."

"I went to pick up the new Call of Duty/Halo/Battlefield/ any FPS but I had to stand in a line of crooked hats and listen to them talk about how much they smoke weed, fuck bitches, and rape lives in video games. The seconds were like hours."
by Blank-Disk April 7, 2013
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Crooked Window House

There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.
I am happy meeting in crooked window house.
by George Richards May 27, 2011
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crooked little heart

Crooked little heart

An expression of endearment. Someone with a crooked little heart might be rebellious, a chaotic good type.
“You got a crooked little heart!”

God bless your crooked little heart,”
Tom Waits,
Muel Variations, Hold On
by Sam Kenzy March 12, 2019
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Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.
Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.
by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019
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