Croissant

1. A French crescent-shaped pastry.
2. Couch sex. Could be sex with, on, or inspired by a couch.

Let the warm folds of my sofa embrace you as we make passionate croissant.

by swet April 2, 2015

Croissant

Is a gender in the world, now which is great and amazing and the superior gender

I am a Croissant. So don't go saying I'm male or female.

by HankuroTheRonin September 19, 2017

croissant

a yummy thing

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

by wowza666 June 8, 2019

croissant

The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.

Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

by saltytears November 24, 2020

croissanting

(verb) to attempt the crocheting, but failing miserably due to limited knowledge and skill

I tried crocheting once, I ended up croissanting instead and poking my eye out

by highongrapes March 22, 2017

croissant

A pastry that took the french years to make and sell
and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$

don't be an American and ruin my croissant

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 7, 2020

croissant

a yummy pastry nom nom

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

by wowza666 June 8, 2019