Super Ateri Crockett

a super ateri crocket is a person or thing that is not cool or not funny

josh monson was like im hanging with you tonight my response was super ateri crockett your a fucking loser

by Arthur Denmon June 11, 2008

wavey crockett

Wavey Crockett is the term create by the wave god Charlie Wingate also known as Max b. Wavey Crockett is to be shown and or known as being cool, awesome and nonchalant.

Peep son over there. He looking like the wavey Crockett out in these streets.

by Supremexbape March 14, 2017

Davey Crocket

When you are performing cunnilungus on a gal and while inserting your finger into her asshole, you shockingly connect with a turd, poking it back from which it came. The act resembles Davey Crocket tamping a musket ball down his musket barrel.

Also known as the Musketeer.

I performed the Davey Crocket on that girl's asshole, poked a little turd back up the tunnel.

by Crocketman July 18, 2012

Davey Crocket

The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.

Last night I got so hammered, I picked up this diiiirrrrty hood-rat and pulled "A Davey Crocket" on her so I wouldnt have to look at her ugly mug.

by Remik-ton Steele August 25, 2006

Davy Crockett

Davy Crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/passed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. Once head has been burried, you must position your mule and balls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. This has a striking resemblence to the coon skinned hat that Davy Crocket wore with his Scouting apparel. This is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.

Victim: Awwwhruphf, I feel like shit what happened last night?

Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!

Victim: What the F!?

Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!

Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!

by Back Door Moe November 16, 2006

Crockety

Rigid, old and worn

This couch is crockety. We need a new one.

by Wordmaker4TX September 4, 2018

davy crockett challenge

Killing a bear before one's fourth birthday. Comes from the Ballad of Davy Crockett, which states that Davy "kilt him a b'ar bear when he was only three."

"As five-year-old Amos stood over the body of the ferocious grizzly, he knew he would always regret failing the Davy Crockett Challenge"

by SpaceisOverrated December 13, 2014