Cock on/ Cock off

defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.

I just flipped the switch Cock on/ Cock off.

by shit cocker May 5, 2020

Crack off

jacking off using crack as lube.

ENTER NAME HERE does crack off in his basement

by -RiCe-PiCKeR- November 12, 2010

cock off

Functions in the same way as 'fuck off' or some other expletive which expresses disdain at another or a desire for them to leave/stop talking/stop messing around.

Colin: "You know, Nadine, some people think that buildings like my garden shed are actually rather attractive."

Nadine : "Cock off, Colin."

by tempster May 28, 2007

Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

by Smuttyman February 2, 2022

Croc Off

A Croc-Like rubber shoe that isn't actually made by the brand "Croc"

(A Knock Off)

"Man,Crocs are bad but Croc Offs are EVEN worse!!!"

by Fat Morgan November 1, 2007

crack off

To crack off is to masturbate wank

I'v had enough dinner, i'm going to crack off.

This game is boring, wana crack off together?

I cracked one off on my dads car this morning before he woke up

by Paticus January 14, 2009