Definitions by Smuttyman

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

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Where a girl wears knickers that are several sizes too small.

She was proper cutting the muffin with that little black string

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