crisco

Crisco is a lard substitute that can be found in a large can, and it is also a term used to describe a woman with a large booty.

Although not immediately apparent, they can both be described as "fat in the can".

You: "How you doin', Crisco?"
Her: "Why you callin' me Crisco?"
You: "Cuz you fat in the can!"

by ButcherMonkey January 25, 2004

crisco

A vegetable shortening-based lard substitute. Also, a sex toy.

Hotmaster J has a dual use for crisco, as he can eat it and then use it to pleaseure himself.

by Some dude who thinks cheese tastes funny... May 09, 2003

crisco

Quite simply put....Fat in the can.

See that chick over there......You can call her crisco, cause shes fat in the can.

by Richie Ricardo May 27, 2005

crisco

to be slick in any situation like a ninja

also its a ghetto scrub who is very sneaky
but the main def is its a the black Juggalo

yo my name is crisco bitch juggalo fo life whoop whoop

by Crisco da blacc juggalo February 03, 2011

crisco

a fat person (cruel, also a rude term of adress, see also fatso)

Some crisco bumped into me without saying excuse me.

by Light Joker September 27, 2005

crisco

Crisco Shortening remains a favorite of many, especially those into extreme anal play that does not involve the penis and therefore condoms, e.g. fisting.
Used in copious amount by the gay community.
Popular since the 80s

Mom! Bring the can of Crisco I need to grab my keys out of Greg's behind!

by Capt. B. Dick January 25, 2019

crisco

A gamer substitute for the word Christ used in some games whose swear filters, for some inexplicable reason, don't allow the use of the word Christ. Often used in the compound phrase jebus crisco as a substitute for Jesus Christ.

Jebus fukkin crisco! Why the hell doesn't this swear filter allow you to say jesus ******?!?!?!?1

by RoboSpy March 30, 2004