Crinklecut

Used to describe a woman's. Extremly jagged labia. Resembling a "crinkle cut" French fry. Typically considered unattractive and undesirable.

Dude 1: Did you finally get to tag Amy last night?

Dude2: Yeah but I don't think I would go there again. Bitch has a nasty, stank ass crinklecut!

by Big Daddy Spankbottoms March 22, 2019

Cringlestick

The art of getting a boner while a gingerbread man give you a handjob, a gingerbread woman licks your bum hole, and all of this happens inside of a port-a-potty.

Bob the Builder was getting a cringlestick while he was in the portable toilet.

by Cantcatchmebb September 20, 2014

crinkle tart

The area between the nutsack (or pussy) and asshole. See taint, grundle, gooch, chode, perineum.

As I probed her orifices, my tongue glided over her ridged and flavorful crinkle tart.

Sally's crinkle tart was so bushy, I had to keep picking the pubes out of my teeth while I tongue-fucked her holes. That's one furry grundle on that bitch. Talk about a hairy chode!

by Urap Nis September 27, 2006

Chris Crinkle

its a new term used when you make a mistake when tattooing someone,or you see a very bad tattoo its becoming widely used in tattoo shops all around north america

"did you see that tattoo? someone chris crinkled that one"
"oh man the colour and linework is horrible,I really chris crinkled it"

by Craig_E January 11, 2008

Cringle

A person that doesn't lose their virginity until they are 53 or above, and weight is above 400 pounds

"That guy is such a freaking Cringle"

by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Cintlebrate

It's a verb, to describe a state of mind and an action that comes with it. One can also cintlebrate without any aditional movements. This state or action combines the following: celebrating + integrating + calibrating = cintlebrating.

As a new age human one understands that celebration is a natural state of mind to discover from within.
Integration is a process to seek connectedness, truth and meaning behind several or all things around.
Calibrating states an ongoing process of adapting onesell, trying out what is found out on yourself, becoming what you know or getting to know.

So cintlebrating is like meditating just way better.

-What are you doing?
-I'm cintlebrating.

John walked into the room. All looked new - things, few unfamiliar people glancing at him. So he started to cintlebrate - he took katana out and by adapting to surroundings, still thinking what he can use in the room, jumped on the table and kicked plate with hot soup at one of the strangers. All was did with joy.. and that was just the begining of his everyday adventure.

Diana had a lot of events yesterday: was shopping, been to seminar, then went to some hobby club, from there few visited a place to dance. So this morning she sat on the pillow cintlebrating - remembering things and integrating those experiences into her life, adapting (calibrating) herself to the new her. All done with a slight smile.

by Vaidas Sarce January 14, 2012

Crinkle Cones

Saline breast implants. Refers to creases in the saline bags which you can actually see on the surface of a woman's breast. Usually seen when a woman is bending over or in any non-vertical position - you'll see lines or creases running along the sides of the breasts (imagine a zip-lock sandwich baggie filled with water). Typically seen as a sign of a low budget breast augmentation procedure, as well as the inferior nature of saline breast implants when compared to silcone.

Dude, that chick at the beach was pretty hot but she had full on crinkle cones.

by The Colonel November 10, 2005