crime scene

That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.

by mgill238 May 10, 2008

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"I'm so into crime scene, I carry my girlfriend's tampons around with me."

by chibi_trillian March 16, 2005

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The aftermath of a heavy night of drinking followed by a violent puke session with blatant disregard for location.

Often the mess is left for dead.

That was one hell of a crime scene you left.

by thill sgt. March 03, 2004

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Crime Scene Oil

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.

"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."

by misspelld March 07, 2010

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when shit smears your toilet after flushing, like the bloody mess at a crime scene

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Sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, leaving the bed and sheets looking like a crime scene.

"Hey, sexy mama, pull out 'dat tampon. We's gunna have some crime scene sex!!"

by Johnnie G. November 21, 2003

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The moment after an intensely great orgasm when you are stuck in a position that resembles a chalk outline of a body at a crime scene.

Lexxi: I gave Michael the most insane bj last night. He didn't move for 5 minutes!

Amy: Crime scene orgasm?

Lexxi: Oh yea!

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