Crime Scene Oil

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.

"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."

by misspelld March 6, 2010

Favorite crime

A relationship that had a lot of sacrifices and heartbreak, but made it work just to stay together.

Usually hurtful to only one side of the relationship.

He was my favorite crime last summer.

I did so much for him, I hope I was his favorite crime

Favorite crime - Olivia rodrigo

All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime

by Jus_churro June 27, 2021

Criffing

Verb.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.

My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.

by criffmaster May 22, 2013

republican crime family

one of the two political crime families in the united states, known for manipulating the theocratic fascists of the religious right by claiming to want to ban abortion and impose their religious agenda on the nation while really just giving everything to the corporate crime families that pull their strings.

The republican crime family gives unlimited money to the corporate criminals through the military and prison industrial complexes while pretending to care about the religious nuts and fascists they are manipulating to stay in power.

by zodm August 5, 2010

Walla crie!

A expression widely used in the ghettos of Italy when shit goes down.

Ayy I just got myself a new piece.
Walla crie! that's lit

by KMTS August 15, 2017

bait crime

A hate crime based on race, gender, national origin, citizenship status or sexual orientation that is hoaxed by the so-called "targeted victim" who identifies with a so-called "victim class".

In the news today, an actor by the name of Jussie Smollett has been accused in yet another, of what is said to be an ever

growing social problem of bait crimes by people employing The Victim Narrative. Here is what we know about this narrative so far. See h t t p s : / / ghostbin . com / paste / 69srv

by ika tan March 3, 2019

crime rider

A person who is purposely breaking minor rules and restrictions, pretending or believing to be a "bad ass", "gangster" et cetera. The term origins from and is primarily used in Denmark, where it was first used in a Danish television show called "UPS! Det er live" with a sketch involving two tracksuit wearing, bicycle riding men doing things such as ringing at people's doors, to then run away, park bikes where they were not allowed to and so on. The name of the sketch was called "Crime Riders". The term is mostly used ironically about a person.

Dude, I just totally skipped my English class!
Oh what a crime rider you are!

by foldager April 19, 2014