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mud cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma
Who havent you slept with ya dang mud cricket
by JeepsusChrist September 22, 2015
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Ghetto cricket

A chirping smoke detector that needs a battery changed.
A constant reminder you're poor.
You ghetto cricket is hungry for a new nine volt lunch
by Urahogg February 18, 2023
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Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
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Peach Crickets

Crabs, Vagina Bugs, Form of STD for women
by Dexter Hulk October 13, 2015
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Clickster

Someone with way too much time on their hands who gets a cheap thrill by clicking on Google Adsense, Google Adword and other Sponsored Ads on searches and websites that he knows will cost that company a paid click even tho he has no intention of checking out the site or the product. Especially likes to click on sites belonging to larger companies or porn sites, with the click representing a little f*ck you to that company.
When a clickster has nothing better to do, a clickster does random Google searches and clicks on the paid ads to cost those companies a few cents each.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009
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Crickter

People at school who don’t shower, wear big headphones around the hallway, wear the same zip up jacket to school everyday. Just weird, socially awkward people who ask the teacher if they had homework due and don’t play sports
“Wow, he’s such a crickter” or “That was a Crickter move
by Miss. Crickter February 14, 2021
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lip cricket

Genital crabs transferred to a mustache or beard
by Stevie G Spot January 9, 2016
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