crepitate

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.

Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

crespination

Crespination is a creative or inventive act of lying during an argument about the existence of an product or invention and then later using the internet to prove its existence. True lack of knowledge about the existence of the object under contention is required for authentic crespination. Since the advent of cheap mobile internet devices, incidences of crespination are riskier to the reputation and have been in decline.

Crespination's dark side is known to all persons of an inventive nature. The chances of finding that something has already been invented are close to 100 percent if the inventor dares to inspect the internet.

Person 1: "It is annoying to hold that ice pack to your arm. You need an ice sleeve for that bee sting on your elbow." (Person 1 is engaging in crespination.)
Person 2: "There is no such thing as an ice sleeve." (Person 2 is correct based on the current knowledge of both parties.)
Person 1: "Yes, there is. Let's look it up when we get back to the farm." (Person 1 is aware that she lacks the facts to back up this statement but confident that the internet will back her up.)

by turkey111 April 16, 2011

Creedinated

Like the word splooginated (see splooge) but when your bestest of buddies Creed does it. The act of creedinating has been widely accepted by most proffessions as the norm, as long as there is a creed available. The act itself normally takes place in between the nasal cavaties or in the lower corner of the left eye. The right eye is seen as sacred, leave well alone if you are to succeed in creedinating.

"Man I could so be creedinated right now."

"Ewwwww, you got creedinated, please go wash."

"Holy combusting tibetan monks Batman, you just got creedinated. Here, have my handy pocket hankerchief."

by Godfrey Godfather July 20, 2008

crepidate

From the Latin - "crepidus"

To destroy physically, specifically in a game of American Football.

"Man, that team is gonna crepidate all over our A".

by gs October 14, 2004

Crespitation

Crespitation is when you wake up and do not want to get out of bed.

On the day of day of the exams, Jared had crespitation and did not want to get out of bed.

by VegetarianBacon February 11, 2017

Creepiraterve

A term for someone who creeps on another person from a distance in the daytime.

Person 1: Hey man, I forgot to tell you, I watched Lindsay eat lunch at her place last Sunday.
Person 2: Dude, stop being such a creepiraterve.

by foudgfuodgsaufgdsauogfads September 6, 2021

Crespina

Crespina

Crespina said "Crespina"

by rgousl December 2, 2021