crapazing

Something that is both crappy and amazing at the same time.

Bob: "Hey the Lions are 0 -14 so far this year and I scored front row seats to their next home game."

Joe: "Wow that is crapazing"

by Paul DW Kersey August 2, 2010

crapasaurus

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.

Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

by what is eaten must be shat. August 14, 2012

CRAPapulting

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

by arkinese June 8, 2014

creacher

an intentional misspelling of the word “creature.” often used in typing styles or jokes that include other intentionally misspelled words. used sometimes to describe something as being gremlin-esque, grubby, small, or otherwise chaotic, but it depends on context.

amn just……….. a litle creacher. Thatse it . i Canot change this

by litle bitch August 10, 2021

crapacity

Essentially, an amalgamation of crap and capacity, used to denote slowness and more generally, inefficiency.

Josh: Graham, this chairlift has a real crapacity.

Graham: I agree, hey look at her, what mincegrosity! Its such a shame whats happening to our youth.

by Tiffany Amber Trees-son April 10, 2004

Crapability

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)

That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability

by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010