Cribbin'

Staying near home and doing whatever the fuck you want, no matter what others think of it.

Guy 1: What are you doing today?
Guy 2: Whatever the fuck I want. I'm Cribbin'!

by CRAMDRAGON January 6, 2012

Sand Crabbing

Sidling crab-like whilst simultaneously making a high pitched, "w00p w00p w00p w00p," noise.

"Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"

"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."

"Dragon-witch?"

"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."

by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

crobbin

The act of boiling small animals, such as squirrels or lizards, for ones own pleasure

Man 1: Been crobbin lately?

Man 2: Yeah man, last night i was crobbin when my girlfriend walked in. I'm no longer seeing her

by jive ass turkey12 May 5, 2011

steep crabbin' it

When you grab your friend with your legs and wrestle him to the ground

"So I heard you were steep crabbin' it with Dan yesterday," I said. "Oh yeah, but I forgot my padorgan so it was kinda painful"

by Crab Master June 6, 2009

Crabbing

When a girl is sending you nudes in this position /\_/\

Bryant: Hey fel, crab for me 🦀
Felicia: What's crabbing
Bryant: /\_/\

by Discord Mob Leader May 16, 2020

Crabbing

When a man is urinatng in a public urinal on his own and he attempts to urinate an equal amount in each urinal by sidestepping like a crab while using hands to control urine distribution.

"I went into the urinals and there was no one there so I did a bit of crabbing"

"My attempt at crabbing was ruined by someone coming into the toilets and spotting me mid-act, they gave me a pretty dodgy look"

by Dan Ristic ( credit to William Wallace ) December 26, 2007

crabbing

The act of catching, or "fishing" for crabs.

Let's take your boat out and go crabbing this weekend.

by Andreth October 21, 2006