creamymoon

When your future spouse fucks you at your honeymoon

Let’s have a creamymoon

by ThatOneGuy2200 April 23, 2021

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Gooch Cream

Cream that you use to put on your gooch when it itches, burns, or is irritated. irritation could possibly be from excessive scratching or thong burn.

Kaitlin needed me to go to target to get her Ponds, water and gooch cream... for her gooch!

by Authorrr April 15, 2009

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Goose Cream Soap (noun)

1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.

2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.

**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.

Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”

Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."

by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025

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