Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

by Mr. Friendly Guy June 22, 2009

crayola crayons

The most badass way to do your highschool art project!

"Tommy is such a badass! He did his whole highschool art project with his crayola crayons!"

by Max Gaming 03 (YT) March 7, 2017

Color With Crayons

Coloring with crayons is code name for smoking weed

DooD wanna go color with crayons?

by Kyle Kalman May 21, 2007

Crayons

A term used by Ali Baker & Kumail Nanjiani, hosts of the Indoor Kids Podcast, to describe an event or situation that is mind-blowingly awesome.

Gamer #1 - Dude, did you see the Skyrim playthrough at E3?!?

Gamer #2 - Yeah, that shit was crayons!

by Electric Mussolini August 4, 2011

crayons

a slang term referring to marijuana

Let me get some crayons.

by DarkneZ November 17, 2003

cupcake crayons

the end product of when you take all the little bits of crayon that no one uses and melting them in the oven using a cupcake tin.

crazy teen: can we make cupcake crayons?

normal teen: uhmmmm why???

crazy: i ated the good crayons..... ^.^

by dinosaurismymiddlename November 10, 2009

break your crayons

assertivness in the form of zero tolerance for disrespect, and taking no bullshit; yet being respectful of others. Who needs to bitch people out when you can tell them the truth. Truth breaks people just as easily as it is to accidentally break a crayon.

"I'm about to break his crayons if he doesnt man up."

Jane "break your crayons" Doe

by giraffesarecooolerthanyou June 6, 2012