The act of deficating into a pool filter. This, of course, is generally not done to one's own pool filter.
We had a party at the Stig's place the other night and I needed to extrude a length real bad. I was too pissed to climb the stairs so I left him a creepy crawly.
by Art Farkis December 10, 2008
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Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench April 21, 2018
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Stripping naked and Smothering your testicles in honey then locating an ants nest then sitting on it while cranking that hog (masturbating)
by Stickyman October 4, 2025
Get the Sticky crawly mug.You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.
Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:
You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
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"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
by 999WRLD August 2, 2020
Get the Mall Crawler mug.A rite of passage undertaken by all true Alphas. The Maccas Crawl, a custom embedded in history, involves participants travelling to all McDonald's in home state or province. It is an ancient tradition created by the Core Four, the four founding fathers of the sacred ritual. Before undertaking said ritual, it is essential for all participants to start with a quick prayer to the Core Four. Once completed the Maccas Crawl participants will then become true men among boys.
Stevo: Hey bro what you doing in Saturday night?
Gazza: Going in a maccas crawl
Clarence: That's really bent
Gazza: I can smell your virginity from here
Gazza: Going in a maccas crawl
Clarence: That's really bent
Gazza: I can smell your virginity from here
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