caughtpology

When the only reason a person is sorry or offering an apology is because they were caught and exposed.

That ESPN reporter Britt McHenry isn't sorry, what she's offering is a caughtpology... fire that bitch.

by AmericanKamikaze April 17, 2015

Caught in 4K

To be incriminated with concrete digital evidence, typically on social media/ on film

Guy #1: Yeo, did you hear that they put a warrant out for Zack? Dude robbed a Citgo and didn’t even wear a mask

Guy #2: Damn, he really got caught in 4k, smh

by Derangedheist December 26, 2020

Caught Lacking

Being caught off guard by opps

Dumb nigga got caught lacking and died

by Squidword69 February 18, 2020

caught a baby bird

A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".

When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.

1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.

2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.

by Jrubadub November 26, 2010

Chaughty

The combination of 'Cheeky' and 'Naughty'.

Something that has both cheeky and naughty qualities.

Pronounced 'Chor-tee'

Don: That chick you were dancing with last night was a babe, dude!
Bail: I know man she was as chaughty as fuck!

Don: Coming for a Chaughty one?
Bail: Yeah, why the hell not?!

Bail: I don't know if I want to go to Ibiza this summer, buddy.
Don: We've got to go Bail, It will be a week of pure Chaughtiness!

by The Masked Don January 10, 2010

Caught in the crossfire

To accidentally get someone elses cum on you during a gang bang or bukkake

"Me and my boys were gang banging lucie when I got caught in the crossfire!"

by Alien and Pablo January 9, 2021

caught short

When you piss or poo yourself because there are no pissing/pooing facilites located nearby. Generally there are two choices. Find a quiet spot and relieve yourself against a wall/parked car or if wearing dark trousers, run the risk of relieveing yourself in your pants.

Before the excretement occurs the individual can suffer large amounts of panic/anxiety before the event and embarrasment and disdain after the event, especially if witnessed by passers-by. If one manages to avoid getting caught short then the individual can enjoy a warm, triumphant feeling of relief and accomplishment.

Also getting "caught short" is a phenomenon largely related to binge drinking and is not gender specific!

Man 1: Mate are your trousers wet? Have you pissed yourself?

Man 2: Yeah I know - I got caught short ten yards away from the toilet. Nobody caught me in the act though as I faced the wall and pretended I was texting a friend! Complete fucking gayness but I got away with it!!

by Your International Hero and General Studmuffin May 11, 2008