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clatchet

(adj.) someone who is ratchet and classy at the same time.
ex: Allison was so clatchet at Joel's wedding, she was dancing with a bottle of beer.
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crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!
by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
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Clatchet

The unmatched fusion of two usually completely opposite characteristics (classy and ratchet).

Often can exist in the combination of incredibly expensive and fancy wardrobe, with, more than questionable and hood rat actions.
Also getting belligerently turnt up while a) being at a non-prostitutional establishment and/or b) maintaining the public's perception that you are upper class.

Can be represented by the statement "Dressed up and turnt up".
That prostitute is currently eating inside of Ruth's Chris, if that's not clatchet then I can't even be sure I'm a butt pirate anymore.

Being too drunk to taste this roasted chicken while my date blows me at this Lakeside Resort for BTP formal was the most clatchet experience of my lifetime.

Clint Eastwood penetrating Kreayshawn is the literal materialization of the first definition of clatchet.
by EATSTHEWHOLEASS October 4, 2013
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Clatchet

clatchetis when you are both classy and ratchet
We're clatchet, classy AND ratchet
by Froot March 12, 2015
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crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person
Drive faster you crotchety old lady!
by crazyaly July 1, 2005
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Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013
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critchets

This is a silly adjective for something being described as nasty or gross.
Kid #1: Look at that bug.
Kid #2: Eww, it's frigging critchets!
by Dana ccc September 5, 2007
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