crappuccino

Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"

Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative

I can't afford Starbucks. I think I'll get a crappuccino from the gas station across the street.

by fossilgirl June 3, 2009

crappuccino

What Beavis drinks during the first episode featuring Cornholio. Coffee makes him go ape shit, he pulls his shirt up over his head and the beatniks think he's a genius

"would you like a cappuccino?" "heh heh heh heh. Crappuccino, yeah." (later) "I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino." (bumps into a chair) "Are you threatening me?!!?"

by the almightybunghole January 12, 2008

crappuccino

A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.

by zooa November 3, 2003

Crappucino

A really, really bad cup of coffee.

After sampling his mocha latte, Bob promptly spat it all over the table exclaiming loudly, "What is this shit?"
To which his friend replied, "That, Bob, is a true crappucino."

by BILLYTHEHERO3084 November 3, 2010

crapachino

A poorly made coffee drink costing upwards of 4 dollars.

That drink is so nasty and expencive its a crapachino!

by Gnicolle June 25, 2006

cappacino ass

cappacino ass resembles the symptoms of piss ass, however the difference is when you have cappacino ass its like someone turnes on the cappacino machine.

god damn i was the toilet and it sounded like someone made an express mocha. i must have had cappacino ass.

by cappass March 21, 2009

Crappuccino

The abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.

My morning latte was good, but now I have to take a massive crappuccino.

by redsparkle1 June 6, 2011