crankthatfrank

daddy af, the love child of punk phan

"crankthatfrank? more like fist me daddy''

by phandomlover555 April 15, 2016

crasthma

1. crack induced asthma
2. breathing problems due to smoking too much crack

I got crasthma dog, pass me your inhaler.

by DeanD October 23, 2006

crapstoner

A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.

Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.

Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.

by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013

Crankthatfrank

A repressed emo known for his musica.ly cringe, emo bands on crack, his broken blinds, his attemtps to sell his merch and his FAMILY FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVE CONTENT.
Like all emos he gets triggered by: the g-note and northern downpour

Hey, Crankthatfrank just posted a new video YEE

by Adriette November 22, 2018

Crabstravaganza

A C.R.A.B. sanctioned crabbing tournament in Grand Chenier, Louisiana where teams compete for prizes and bragging rights as the best crabber in Southwest Louisiana.

Bon Temps Bateau was the winning team for Crabstravaganza 2010.

by Big Tuna 895 February 26, 2011

crassturbation

The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity

John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by derpymuffins June 18, 2014

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

by mr.salty May 28, 2006