cranker

A smokable form of marijuana; bud; hash; nugs; mary jane
Want to smoke some crankers?
by 3rd Chinnock April 10, 2008
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cranker

n; a scientifically proven disease where one likes to excessively stroke his member while watching pornographic material
Dr. Cuntingham: "look at that cranker, beating his dick like it owes him $5!"
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank
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cranker

Someone who is a complete crazy wanker!

This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".

It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)
as a generic indian name I'll use "Sachin Sharma"

Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!
by Leeds Geography April 19, 2008
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cranker

my mom is such a cranker.
by crystaal c.♥ November 05, 2009
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cranker

A whitsler; a heater; big line of cocaine.
When the cocktail party gets boring, helps you crank it up a notch.
"Crankers on the half shell, anyone?"
by llcoolelle June 10, 2004
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cranker

One who spends all there time running there mouth without even knowing what the f*ck their talking about.
"Krazy Karl is such a cranker."
by golden god May 07, 2003
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Crease Cranker

That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.
Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.
by DeMSWaGiN15 February 10, 2018
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