cranked one

mastribated furiously.

i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.

by nobody else here April 22, 2017

Cranked A Steamer

Taking a wicked shit

oh man, don't go in there, I just Cranked A Steamer.

by Deny September 16, 2006

Crannied

When a chauvinistic bastard who conforms to the capitalist agenda likes something (E.g. A song or band) and causes it to reach a point where nobody else can enjoy it.

Zac:"Hey have you heard the new avenged sevenfold song?"

Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"

by CraigO November 13, 2012

Cranie Flat

Short for cranium flatulence, also known as brain fart.

Nigga, I had a brutal cranie flat when I was ordering at KFC. After my cranie flat, I ordered pizza like a foo'.

by 420CranieFlatQueen July 24, 2011

Hawg Cranked

When you’re “fully satisfied” after seeing a 99-06 GM truck. Often caused visiting the Facebook page “GMT800s with Threatening Auras”

Dooood. When I saw that rust free longboy with original wheels …. HAWG CRANKED. … !!!

by PriiGuy June 4, 2022

cranie

a person of substantial size or weight that must be moved by a crane

I ate so much mac&cheese i feel like a cranie!

by sissy boo June 30, 2009

Cranked Dat Roosevelt

To fuck a girl so hard you put her in a wheelchair like Franklin Roosevelt

You-"Dude you see that girl over there?"
Friend-"The one in the wheelchair?"
You-"Ya, last night she wasnt in a wheelchair"
Friend-"Dude, you cranked dat roosevelt"

by mike degan April 30, 2009