Craisin

Craisin -noun (crā-zin). A terrible pretend “berry” (possibly fruit or vegetable, but most likely animal faeces dried and dyed red) introduced to the North American public in the 1980s as part of a corporate conspiracy designed to adjust the public pallet in the direction of eventual willingness to consume brightly coloured sweetened plastic.

Proof that Satan does exist.

The worst thing one could ever put on a salad

Hey man, you might not know this, but I was on death row a few years back, and the warden REALLY hated me. For my final dinner, he put one of those dang gross craisins on my plate hidden in the salad way down there beneath the nuts and the broccoli. It was his final f-you, and he thought he would get away with it. Well, I showed him.
Up until then, I had been prepared to die and was just gonna let it happen, but after finding that horrible thing on my plate, I got the courage and strength to bust out of there and jump the fence. I found my reason to live that day: I’m going to eliminate the craisins and maybe save the world in doing so.

Craisin by Gangstaarr May 8, 2026

cruising ground 

Cruising grounds are public places where people meet for anonymous sex. They are commonly used by closeted married men seeking casual sex who do not want to risk being caught by their wife using phone applications like Grindr. They are also used by both men and women that have public sex fetishes are who cannot host a sexual partner.

Some cruising grounds, such as public bathrooms, adult video arcades, and bathhouses have a glory hole. Other cruising grounds are more exposed, such as areas in the woods, in the dunes of nude beaches, and in dark street alleyways.

Public cruising typically start as a places conducive for sex, such as a basement bathroom in a public area that doesn't get a lot of traffic, offers privacy, and makes it easy to hear others approach. People start to arrange to meet at these locations for sex. Eventually the location develops a reputation for anonymous sex which attracts even more people to come to this location, even without prearrangements.

Free online websites such as holehunter.com maintain databases for people to find cruising grounds near them. These sites are editable to allow people to add and edit listings as cruising ground locations often change.

Have you heard about the new cruising ground in the park? Someone drilled a glory hole in the stall wall.

cruising ground by cruisedb April 26, 2020

Static Cruising 

To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.

"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."

Static Cruising by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010

crassing

Constantly looking at your phone while out with friends and/or at a public event, e.g. concert, sporting event, wedding, etc.

The concert was great, but instead of taking time to enjoy the show he had his smart phone out and he was crassing the entire time.

crassing by shebainpdx August 26, 2013

Booze Cruising 

The act of driving a vehicle while drinking any sort of alcohol. Beer is the main accepted form of drinkage for such a trip. A booze cruise can be a trip to the woods with no authority and hitting the trails to just driving down a highway with a little beer.

Guy #1: hey man, want to go on a drive?

Guy #2: sure man, want to booze cruise?

Guy #1: Fuck yeah, lets go to the indian forest trails though, I don't want to get caught booze cruising.

Booze Cruising by Remixxxxer July 6, 2011

Wishful Cruising 

When you approach a red light, and instead of applying the brakes and coming to a stop, you coast; with the intention that the light will turn green so you don't have to stop at all and can cruise right through it.

"I was in a hurry and was wishful cruising and made it through 6 lights!"

"Some guy was wishful cruising and hit me at the cross walk. So I gave that cocksucker a pink sock and sent him on his way!"

Wishful Cruising by jduran November 17, 2011

PCH Cruising 

When you are driving on the Pacific Coast Highway

In jaiden and willow Simths song pch they say PCH cruising

PCH Cruising by WherestheAvocados May 9, 2019