Critwhore

Term used to describe a person obsessed with getting and increasing their chances of getting a critical hit. Often used in a derogative manner.

Don't be such a critwhore and enjoy the game!

by David S! January 31, 2008

crackwhoremuch

something crack whores say to other crack whores who threaten them in someway or another

"what are you looking at""crackwhoremuch"???

usually followed by a"dont call me a ho""ya'll dont know me"

by nognome August 27, 2009

crackwhore

Eric Cartmans mother.

"Hey Cartman your mom's on the cover of crackwhore magaziene."

by kyle March 19, 2004

crackwhore runoff

any type of fluid that streams freely from the loins of an unscrupulous woman whos hobbies include smoking cocain that has been cut with baking soda

don't let her in the car, she might leave a snail trail of crackwhore runoff

by David Scroggins February 23, 2009

crackwhore

A person, typically female, who trades sexual favors in return for illicit drugs. They can be found in most trailer parks and ghettos in America.

Dick Longley is a crackwhore. Seriously, he will fuck anyone for one tiny crack rock.

by Dick Longley March 5, 2003

crankwhore

Someone who has sex for crank/speed.

You are a toothless crankwhore.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

Crackwhore Day

A holiday for people with crackwhores for mothers or other close relatives. Crack becomes the religion of the mother, and thus they don't have any holiday traditions, such as Christmas or Hanukkah.
Celebrated on December 3rd, Crackwhore day is traditionally celebrated with the giving and receiving of various jigsaw puzzles.
Though it began as a celebration for relatives of crackwhores, any are welcome to celebrate this versatile holiday.

Hooray! I was given a Willy Wonka puzzle for Crackwhore Day! Thanks, buddy!

by Jessie Hurd December 15, 2008