Cracktonia

A majestic empire in the cafeteria of Amity Regional High School. With a well thought out governing body and constitution, Cracktonia has withstood years of attacks from administrative officials and foreign armies. When the country was dissolved, each citizen ceremoniously licked the Crack dividing the two Cracktonian provinces.

"Man, i want to go on vacation"
"Let's go to the majestic nation of Cracktonia!"

by THE CRACKTONIAN PARLIAMENT June 28, 2004

crackton

Nickname for the town in London called "Acton".

"let's go to crackton"

by g-man11111 April 22, 2008

cackatonic

(Adjective). The word Cackatonic means to be "Extremely Homosexual."

Alex: Look at that kalb-kid over there, he looks gay.
Nick: Yeah... He's being very cackatonic.

by Nick Pickel & Alex Beaves March 29, 2007

crackaroons

Macaroons which Piper makes that are so ridiculously good they must be made with crack.

Dang Piper, these ain't no macaroons, them are crackaroons!

by Isam Qahwash July 7, 2008

crackattack

The sudden, unstoppable need to use crack cocaine.

I was on my way home to see my wife when I was hit by a crackattack, so I called my dealer and got high instead.

by Jason Corrigall December 7, 2006

full crackatoa

Describes an event that has become, or gotten, way out of hand. Over the top. Something extreme.

I went to the doctor for a check-up, and received the full crackatoa instead (digital rectal exam)

by Juan Epstein May 23, 2006

crackahoa

a female user of crack-cocaine that freely gives sex in order to continue their new-found drug habit

man, i can't believe you fucked crackahoa

by dave roberts October 15, 2006