Crackbone

A semi-famous player of Zombie Panic: Source. Featured on Source Mod Todd's "Greatest Zombie Killer Challenge". He didn't make #1, but he's still pretty funny and a good zombie killer. Likes to replace 75% of his nouns with "bullshit", "asshole", and "brain dawgs". His famous line is "Cut 'Em Up!" while yelling incoherent swear words.

His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".

An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.

1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"

2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"

3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"

Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.

*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"

by Flood_Master7 March 3, 2009

crapbooking

facebooking on the crapper

Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.

by TJ Buttlicker March 27, 2009

Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook

Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.

Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!

by ImperialFleet1 August 28, 2009

nigger checkbook

1. a ledger to a bank checking account that is constantly in a state of complete disarray due to overspending on bling, pimp hats and bottles of 40 oz malt liquor. It also can result from being unemployed for extended periods of time while continuing to buy ho's and such.

2. being so intoxicated that you have no idea who you are.

Pete: McCoy, your drunk again.
McCoy: Yeah, I'm fucked up like a nigger checkbook.

You bounced another check to me. You better get a CPA to fix that nigger checkbook of yours.

by Plasty September 15, 2006

joseppe crackoski

joseppe crackoski is a term used by cocaine users when visiting their local dealer, or when doing the drug.

Parent: Yo where are you going
Kid: Im going to Joseppe Crackoski's house.
Parent: What ni

by Dr. Emiele vaxximama April 2, 2019

crackblock

When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.

Can also be used for any illegal drug.

See also, cockblock

Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!
Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--
Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?
Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!
Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?
Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crackblocked.

by Transformers3People0 December 20, 2010

Checkbooked

When a person is completely intoxicated, just before the point of passing out. Comes from the phrase, "more fucked-up than my checkbook".

Did you see Jeff last night? He was completely checkbooked.

by KCHooligan May 12, 2009