sweating like a fat girl's crack

To describe profuse sweating

Man, I had the tds at work yesterday and was sweating like a fat girl's crack

by Rory1984 January 2, 2007

crack a fatty

NOUN: Vulgar Slang; An erection of the penis

On my honeymoon I drank so much liquor I got whiskey dick and could not crack a fatty for the life of me, so we filed for an annulment.

by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

cracks a fat

to have an erection.

guy 1: dude, I think it cracks a fat
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: Get a hard on
guy 2: Nice.

by Choot&Lund April 30, 2006

crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021

Yasser Cracka fat

an asian shirt lifter

saddam! be careful! yassers behinf you

by Neo December 26, 2003