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simon cowell

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
by mikespooner October 1, 2007
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Cowbelly

Cowbelly: comment award submissions are open Me: (goes on urban dictionary and fucks a mouse)
by Tinystilton May 1, 2017
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Simon Cowell

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
by jackiiboii January 20, 2014
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Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.
person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell
by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020
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Cowbelly

Someone who steals memes so others can steal memes from him.
You Stole that meme from Cowbelly you fucking anusface
by Judgino November 3, 2017
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Oklahoma Cowbell

This happens when you tie a bell around your sack then have a girl lay on the floor and you fuck her in the mouth and let your nuts slap underneath her chin thus ringing the bell.
Man I picked up this bitch at the club lastnight and I gave her the Oklahoma Cowbell.
by hollywood452 March 26, 2009
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cowbellytv

A YouTuber who uses the word 'cunt' a lot, and is known best for their 'Club Penguin Ruined' series.

Don't look this up ever again you retarded cunt.
I'm a fat cunt who watches cowbellytv.
by PotatoGoddess March 9, 2017
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