Cow

Playstation 2 fanboys are often reffered to as Cows in the Gamespot system wars forum

The Cows have been owned, DMC 2 flopped!!11!! its true 5 starz!!11!

by Tarik January 13, 2004

Cow

Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

by ewan January 03, 2005

Cow

(A big animal that usually comes in three colours and they are slowly becoming smart and will take over the world)

(LOOK A COW)

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE February 29, 2020

Cow

When you have a problem that is not yet beef, but potentially will be

Sarah: OMG, I have some beef... I just hooked up with my exs best friend but he doesn't know yet
Suzie: Sarah, that's not beef, that's cow

by Lawrenceeeeeeee October 27, 2016

Cow

Hasn't mastered the space cow level yet and will eat you while you're sleeping if they feel like it.

*eats human*
Cow: Yummy

by The Space Cow February 28, 2022

Cow

moo

cow go moo

by Wowygary October 09, 2019

Cow

A fat woman!

Get out of the road cow!

by CowHATER April 27, 2019