Covoidable

A device you wear for displaying on the ground before you as you walk, a bright red laser spot in a 6 foot radius circle around you as you walk. You can see all people near you BEFORE they enter your 6 foot radius circle so you can change your path.

Bob, being of an advanced age with pre-existing conditions, was afraid to walk about in public until he purchased the new Covoidable laser display device. It continuously drew a circle 12 feet in diameter around his feet wherever he walked. He could easily tell if he was about to violate someone's space, and so could they. And, due to the innate attraction cats feel for bright, red lasers spots, he had all the pussy he could handle.

by You rReal Name January 8, 2021

Covoid

Adjective describing something made void by COVID-95.

Our earlier sales forecasts are covoid.

by LeoInvestorUK July 9, 2020

Covoid

A person who has been infected with Covid-19

Jake: I heard John has the coronavirus.
Sofia: Yeah, he’s a covoid.

by retardalert2198 July 24, 2020

Covoid

COVOID; IS WHEN YOU HAVE A PARADOXICAL OPINION THAT MAY BE INITIALLY MISUNDERSTOOD.

MISINTERPRETED COMMENTS CAUSE THE MEDIUM TO RETRACT PUBLISHED COVOID MISINTERPRETATION, UNLESS REINTERPRETED.

by Bryn Benn March 28, 2020

Covoid

Right after the initial few days of covid. You are not sick, test negative, but still have to avoid anyone you told.

"I am covoiding people this weekend because I had COVID 6 days ago, the waiting game."

by Avaolivia September 6, 2023