Armchair Columbo

A person who thinks they can work out the motives, actions and guilt of people involved in high profile media criminal cases, based only on media revelations and their limited imagination.

Derivation is from Lt Columbo (a fictional TV Homicide detective from the 70's and 80's) who always knew who the killer was, within 2 minutes of meeting them (although, because this was fiction, he was always right)

Armchair Columbo's exist in a simple world full of Black and white motives, stranger dangers and Paedophiles hiding behind every tree

They are more likely to be conversant with TV police dramas than real life, and will know a great deal about forensic science from such shows as CSI:NY and NCIS, without realizing that most of this is fiction

Tigerlily: On the news, it said the missing boy was fully dressed and walked out the front door. How could a 3 year old dress himself and open the front door? I reckon the parents must know a lot more than they are letting on
Vinnie: Oh Tigerlily, you're such an Armchair Columbo

by DutchCappedCrusader January 16, 2014

Columbus Rowboat

A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administering the job is rowing a boat. Two people receiving can be used to accomplish a full rowboat effect.

"Martha's shaved arm pits sure made for a good Columbus rowboat last night."

by MegatronTitsYEah March 28, 2009

columbian yam yam

Cocaine, The White Pony, That Soft. The slang term "columbian yam yam" was invented by C Woods from Pompton.

DeAndre: yo you got trees?
B-Dog: nah but dem boys got dat columbian yam yam up the way. Shit is raw and ain't stepped on neither my du'.

by CWoods January 21, 2014

Columbus meltdown

When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)

Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!

by Flimbob13 October 7, 2019

christopher columbus

Christopher Columbus was an Italian navigator in the service of Spain who opened the New World to exploration. On October 12, 1492 he landed on San Salvador Island in the Bahamas with 3 ships he commanded; the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa María. This day is known as Columbus Day. Americans observe Columbus Day on the second Monday in October (the same day as Thanksgiving in Canada).

Christopher Columbus was born on 1451 in Genoa, Italy and died on 1506 in Valladolid, Spain. His name is Cristóbal Colón in Spanish and Cristoforo Colombo in Italian.

by Layko June 27, 2007

Columbia high school

School where they profile kids with bad grades. School full kids who are either athletic or wear womens boots and fake Gucci bags. Fuck malloy and all the other staff

Columbia high school is gay

by Boof my butt March 13, 2019

collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such, on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.

The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

by Milton William Cooper ll March 10, 2017