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Branch Covidian

The far left zealots that believe everyone should worship a disease and give up their life in fear of it. The kind of people that approve of locking people in their homes and taking away freedoms.
Look at those crazy Branch Covidians trying to cancel Thanksgiving!
by wandering healer November 13, 2020
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conditional agnostic

a person who practices agnosticism until his/her death is imminent; at which time he/she embraces all religions and divine beings thereof
My devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “God grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.
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post-Covidian

A term describing the period since Pandemic Life began and changed our world and our thinking so radically.
We are living in post-Covidian times, my son, and nothing will ever be the same!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2020
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Terms and conditions

That big wall of text that you somehow agree with but never read.
Website: do you agree to the Terms and conditions?
user: Yes.
Website: Downloading loli hentai
by assaholic bitch September 25, 2019
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mask covidian

The Mask Covidian's is said to possess an automaton-like pattern of trivial awareness to their physical existence. Instead of researching and analyzing their world they give up their agency to authority under the false premise that authority knows better than them - and all. While that is true for a Mask Covidian since they are without the necessary base rational ability, they, the Mask Covidian project their inability to think onto the rest of their peers in hopes of converting them to their cult-like conspiracy theory.

The Mask Covidian is generally found with a superhero complex, believes that wearing an improperly flimsy fabric mask is "saving others", and will passive aggressively keyboard-warrior attack anyone and everyone who does not believe in their mask cult.
Dave - "This Mask Covidian comes into my shop today stressing out over how I should believe in her mask conspiracy theory cult and should be forced to wear a cult mask like her"
Me - "What did you do?"
Dave - " Ignored her"
by gundamgoat September 2, 2020
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I can't work under these conditions

Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.
Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."

Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"

All: Laughter.
by beagley May 20, 2009
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Covidian

A person who identifies with COVID-19, or is obsessed with COVID-19 'prevention' measures.

They like to wear masks. They also wrongly think that the oppression of rights/freedoms is justified on the basis of 'public health'.
"Look at this Covidian wearing his mask while driving his car alone."
or
"This Covidian attempted to argue that health is more important than freedom. Little did the Covidian know, health requires freedom."
by _Correct _ Definitions_ April 17, 2022
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