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Cattitude

When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.
Aloofness, Cattitude
by inipi February 8, 2012
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Poo be continued

Having a bowel movement that reaches completion, yet the mover knows that there is more to come, but not right at that moment.
"I clenched up when Ian knocked on the door. I guess the only option is to have another cup of coffee and walk around a little bit. This is poo be continued...
by roonetoon December 25, 2010
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Fresh coating

When your gurl brushes her teeth with minty fresh toothpaste then proceeds to give a blowjob.
By Christian G.
I received a fresh coating yesterday and I still smell the good ol' crest today.
by Mintchris January 2, 2019
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Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway
"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"
by Cretzel April 12, 2021
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continuum transfunctioner

The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power.
"We are looking for the continuum transfunctioner.
Who are you guys?
We're not guys.
We're hot chicks.
She's totally right.
The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device
...and...
...and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power. "
by TraGuss September 5, 2006
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Date-Time Continuum

A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.

Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.
Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"

Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"

Ted: "3 months"

Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."
by Kamputer July 20, 2010
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