George Costanza 

A close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show 'Seinfeld.' He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a resturaunt, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.

Hey, did you see the Seinfeld rerun last night?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?

George Costanza by Scott Irving January 2, 2006

Costanza nap 

n. kuh-stan-zuh nap. Nap under one's desk while at his or her place of work.

I stayed out too late last night so I will definitely need a Costanza nap at work tomorrow.

Costanza nap by FearLightBeerFlight July 15, 2011

costanza parking 

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

costanza parking by dun worry February 11, 2008

Costanza Wallet 

A wallet that is stretched to the point of nearly exploding due to large amounts of trash, coupons, etc. stuffed in it. Usually not due to large amounts of cash.

"I stuffed the coupon for 50 cents off Hot Pockets into my Costanza Wallet"

Costanza Wallet by KDiamond October 30, 2007

Costanza Bed 

n. kuh-stan-zuh bed : A makeshift bed made under one's office desk, often surrepticiously. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work.

"You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the early morning release?"

"No, i've got a Costanza Bed."

Costanza Bed by Baconcat June 18, 2008

Costanza comeback 

A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.

After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"

Costanza comeback by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2007

george costanzaed

Based on the Seinfeld characted "George Costanza," 'George Costanzaing' is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter's hand.

I totally George Costanzaed that waitress when I realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!

I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!

george costanzaed by Diarrhetoric March 13, 2010