Comodian

Guy who sits in a bathroom stall and tells jokes to the guy sitting next to him in the other stall(s).

Man I wish this guy would shut up and let me poop in peace. He's a real comodian with all these stupid jokes. Just leave me alone already.

by Bliff Blaffington April 14, 2009

Compliance-Freak

A person that excessively cares about any kind of rules such as website guidelines and EULA's

"Dude, Don't be such a compliance-freak, You seem to care too much about the terms and policies"

by DoctorImmunity May 16, 2021

metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology

The science taught by Master Pangloss in the novel Candide. It is the science of cause and effect.

The science of metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology states that "The nose is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles."

by AManWhoseNameHappensToBeRyan October 25, 2011

Cormonian

A religious activist who practices in the ways of Corm

He put his hand together and bowed, like a true cormonian

by King Corm March 2, 2020

commodian

a person who always tells crappy jokes, usually at the most inopportune time.

Steevus always tries to humor us, but he always ends up sounding like a commodian.

by joel blatnicky July 30, 2007

commodian

Someone who excels at toilet humor.

That woman is a straight-up natural commodian, having told toilet jokes since she first popped outta the womb!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

cosmowing

(koz-moh-ing) verb. the act of leveling or cutting down grass with a mowing machine while consuming a cocktail made of vodka, Tripple Sec and cranberry juice.

Martin will be late for the picnic. He will arrive after he is finished cosmowing.

by djFargo April 26, 2010