cosmetician

A trained make-up professional in the funeral industry, a beautician who works in mortuaries to ready a corpse for presentation and viewing.

Callie Parrish, protagonist of Fran Rizer's novels, is a cosmetician at Middleton's Mortuary in South Carolina.

by UnicornTapestry October 29, 2012

cosmetic pill

Pills used for cosmetic purposes that benefit the user in terms of physical appearance.

Many celebrities take cosmetic pills to make their skin look more radiant.

by hayvoid July 25, 2012

Cosmolicious

out of this world

You girl, are cosmolicious

by Alyaba November 7, 2012

cosmetic smoker

A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out

Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar

by Nyja gano July 13, 2017

Cosmelectual

I.e A purely cosmetic intellectual. Someone who claims to be smart directly or indirectly but are really at the beginning of the dunning kreuger curve. They only pursue "intellectualism" as an accessory and justifications to feel superior to others.

This can apply to:

- kids/teens who think they are more educated than the teacher through youtube videos despite failing at school

- people who say they love science but really just like reciting what Neil the black science man tells them. And not the actual mathematics or scientific derivation behind it.

- people that are keen to make themselves appear "smart" or are very insecure about their intelligence

-Jimmy neutron

"Dude I fucking hate him. His an annoying little shit that has this crazy superior complex. Why cant he just put the thesaurus down and speak like a human being?"

"I know right? Meanwhile he is failing at math. What a fake ass pompous cosmelectual."

by Vibespear May 15, 2021

Cosmetician

The fancy name a store gives the clerk who works behind the cosmetics counter. Not to be confused with a Cosmetologist/Beautican. For to be a Cosmetologist/Beautican you have to take a 2 yr course in a career school or college and go to State Board and take a written and practical test to obtain your license.

Mindy: I can't find the eyeliner in ravin raspberry.
Chloe: Why don't you ask the Cosmetician if they have your shade.

That dumb Cosmetician thinks shes a Cosmetologist just because she works behind the cosmetics counter.

by sweetcherrybombs May 5, 2009

Appearance/Cosmetic

A group of 10 to 15 year old boys on Honda-Tech that aspire to own pink and orange Japanese economy cars and 48" chrome "spinna" rims. Additionally, there are also a disproportionately large group of 20-somethings that feel painting and applying decals and wings to a used Japanese car is quite possibly the best way to pick up a new "baby momma" after the old one has sold her body for crack.

"Wow! Did you see that Civic? It's got so many wings and worthless junk on it that the loser must be a graduate of Appearance/Cosmetic!"

by Bubba23 December 13, 2008