Cortland Ohio
A nice little town located next to a lake that smells like feces and is named after what engulfs the whole area: mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes are so bad in Cortland, residents are usually fatigued and pale from extreme blood loss. If you don't have a small business ran out of your home, you are not a true Cortland, Ohio native.
Cons: it's boring as hell here.
Pros: it isn't Warren.
A nice little town located next to a lake that smells like feces and is named after what engulfs the whole area: mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes are so bad in Cortland, residents are usually fatigued and pale from extreme blood loss. If you don't have a small business ran out of your home, you are not a true Cortland, Ohio native.
Cons: it's boring as hell here.
Pros: it isn't Warren.
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A small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. If your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to Cortland. For real though, Cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like Syracuse and UCONN.
The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
1)
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
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Get the yung cortland mug.This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;
The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;
The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.
Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!
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Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!
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