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Coachella

Coachella is basically where all the basic white girls meet and listen to music
OMG I can't WAIT for coachella this year the lineup is AMAZING
by Coolgal63 January 5, 2018
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Coachella hipster

A sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven't heard about something, even if the thing is not real.
Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.
by Dean Dangerous December 14, 2013
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that's so coachella

Shit teen girls say when they see something they like.
by CumKardashian May 1, 2017
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crushing the cornshell

Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.
“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”
by i’m a silly badgirl January 4, 2018
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Coachella Hoes

Those basic as shit indie kids who show up at coachella to get high, avoid showering, and appropriate other peoples religions and cultures. Often white girls.
Person A: Why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? And is that a feathered headdress?? Isn't that kind of racist???

Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.

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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*

Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.

Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
by Our Love Is God April 14, 2015
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Coachella

An indie music festival held anually, usually in the Spring, in Indio Valley, California. Bands present have included Radiohead, The Pixies, Coldplay, Weezer, Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes, The Cure, The Arcade Fire, Wilco, The Futureheads, The Faint, Snowpatrol, The Fiery Furnaces, etc.
I'm so excited for Coachella! The line-up this year is great.
by .:Jenny:. April 27, 2005
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carshell

Carshell is usually summer time fine. She is outgoing, smart, and funny. She is good in bed. She is a savage. Warning she might break your heart 😈
by Rockstar3000 June 18, 2018
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