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coronanoia

A thought process or fear driven reaction to Covid19, many times to the point of irrationality and/or delusion. Symptons include; prolonged n95 mask usage; fear of shaking hands/hugging; sexual abstinence; avoiding all human contact; hiding in your closet.
My aunt Mary has come down with a severe case of coronanoia
by Johnny Walker Read April 1, 2020
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Coronacation

The time where many students party and enjoy their time off from school because of the coronavirus pandemic.
Coronacation time!! Since we have 4 weeks off of school, lets hangout a lot and throw some corona parties!!
by CHUBBA.SUPREME March 14, 2020
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Coronacut

When the elements of boredom and curiosity combine to produce some haircuts that would never see the light of day if there wasn’t a pandemic on the cards.

The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.

Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.
“Dad, have you ever wondered what I would look like with a buzz cut?”

“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”

5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later

“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”

“It’s a coronacut.”

“...”

What are you looking at me like that for?”
by BillMcGill101 March 26, 2020
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Coronacut

When all the barbers are considered "non-essential" and you've got to cut your own hair.
Bob: Yo! What's up with your hair? Looks like you got in a fight with clippers and lost."
Rob: Nah! It's the damn 'Rona. HAD to give myself a Coronacut.
by SJFive0 March 31, 2020
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coronasutra

A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.
Hookup culture will have to implement coronasutra.
by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020
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Coronahit

When all the women look like shit because they can't get their hair, nails,and makeup did due to government lockdowns.
Damn bro dis lockdown needs to end already, did you see Yolanda and Shanaynay dem bitches be coronahit fo sho.
by Casper70 April 5, 2020
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Coronandos

To participate in an outing to Nandos after lockdown terminates.
Hey James, you coming to Coronandos in October?
by HappyFish33 August 13, 2020
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