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cornholio

the lord of lake titicaca, who requires tp, lest you suffer the wrath of his almighty bunghole!
I AM CORNHOLIO! *hehehehe* do you have tp? tp for my bunghole? *unintelligable spanish sounding mumblings*
by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007
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cornholio

the crazy alter ego of Beavis from the show of Beavis and Butthead. he usually east a lot of sugar before transforming. he pulls his shirt up on his head
Beavis: I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
by ImportRacerBoy December 28, 2005
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cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis from the Beavis and Butthead show, and MTV Classic from the early 90s.
I am the great cornholio! I need tee-pee for my bunghole!
by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004
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Corholio is beavis's alter ego...beavis becomes him when he gets excited with sugar.....
a picture of ronald regan with a peace sign:......
Cornohlio:are you threatening me?!?!
by John Fru May 18, 2004
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Beavis on a sugar high, known to need to tp for his bungholio
"i am the great cornholio,i need tp for my bunghole , you will coporate with my bunghole, heh for there is only one bunghole , the almighty bunghole"
by AMB1223 August 15, 2005
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Coronahole

A person who acts selfishly with unstoppable arrogance during times of world duress.
She acted like a true Coronahole when she purchased all the toilet paper, sanitary wipes, and hand sanitizer in the store.
by Mkalandar March 16, 2020
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Cornholio's Dilemma

The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.

Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.
I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.
by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008
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