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Cornballer

A Cornballer is a corny harmless person unskilled in the art of conversation that talks excessively.
Cornballers tend to talk and talk about something no one cares about without allowing any one else to contribute to the conversation.
Cornballers monopolize social situations and usually tend to tell long stories about things you are completely un-interested in. They especially like to talk about themselves or things that have happened to other people you have never met.

Cornballers are usually co-workers, classmates, neighbors ect that do not have many friends.

If you are stuck listing to someone and you just wish they would shut up and leave you alone you have been cornballed.

If a Cornballer is spotted he or she is almost always avoided.
Any person that makes you wish you were not talking to them is a Cornballer.

Any person that’s talking to you that you just don’t have the heart to tell to shut up or walk away from is a Cornballer.

Rick Moranis’ character from the Movie Ghost Busters is a Cornballer. He always tries to cornball Sigourney Weaver's character whenever he sees her.
by Plate Lunch June 14, 2011
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Corndodger

A goofy individual. Funny yet ignorant, somwhat dimwitted but enjoyable to be around. Also known as a Scism or a Braindead.
"Here comes the Corndodger!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Cornballer

Hot girls who claim to be corny by wearing worn out, slightly see through, stretched out vintage tee shirts.
I'm totally a gross cornballer today and guys still keep checking me out!
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Cockbadger

A swear word that comes from the south west of England, a cockbadger is a derogatory term for someone that derives sexual pleasure from masturbating to nature documentaries.
e.g

Lucy, don't be a cockbadger while my parents are here, you know they look down on it.

My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I was a cockbadger. What a bitch.

See also furry Squirrelsquisher Bunnybummer
by CockBadger69 May 23, 2016
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Crabadger

Crabadger: Don’t be a crabby Badger
by Badgerfred December 26, 2019
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CornBurger

When one eats their own faeces, mainly very "corny" excrement.
Yo Chad you wanna do a CornBurger with me?
by Kabgytube October 1, 2020
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Columbian Cornballer

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.
Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!
by Habaneroito May 31, 2016
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