caretarded

People that know nothing about cars, and are borderline retarded about car knowledge.

Mikey: Emily, you have to change your oil every 5000 miles.

Emily: OMG!!! I have no knowledge of cars
Mikey: yeh, you're caretarded

by Chris...........------------.. November 28, 2011

Choretard

A person who has extreme difficulty doing chores.

The choretard let out a moan as his mother asked him to do a chore.

by @Roger Sherman February 21, 2015

cretard

Someone who is a cretin and a retard.

Person 1: *someone* is a retard.
Person 2: *someone* is really dense.
Person 3: So, *someone* is a cretard.

by HGCE December 14, 2008

corntard

one ear short of a window licker

Danielle cannot cut corn off of cobs...what a corntard!

by Mrs BeaverHausen June 21, 2007

CBREtarded

1. Seemingly unable to speak in anything other than non sequiturs.
2. Defies any sensical progression of logic.

We were having a perfectly interesting conversation until she blurted in with some CBREtarded comment.

by C.C. Wiggles March 13, 2003

cretard

One who is creatively retarded.

Ryan D. is such a cretard.

The cretard wanted a banana, so he ate his yellow crayon.

by smartieracer May 12, 2004

cretard

some one who finds new and creative ways to be retarded.

that cretard is taking apart wet floor signs to make skis for the snow...

by seamonkey87 February 13, 2010