Colombian minute

(noun) A Colombian minute is equal to about six minutes in real time to anyone not from Colombia.

My Colombian friend Dan is always running late. When he says he will be there "in ten minutes" you have about an hour to kill since he means Colombian minutes.

by gtbarry October 23, 2008

Colombian Handshake

When you sand down a man’s fingers in front of his family

She gave him a nasty Colombian handshake!

by Chofu June 12, 2020

Crazy Colombian

When a male ejaculates on a females outer labia forming a horizontal line. Male then snorts the line of semen as if it were cocaine.

Dude, I was so wasted last night I think I gave a girl the Crazy Colombian because my nostils burnt so bad this morning.

by xSK8 HO3x261x February 19, 2010

Colombo Clown

A famous journalist from Colombo named Daniel Alexander who adores filters and everything except ICT. Bootlicker-in-chief of Pakistan. A clueless statician at Island Cricket. Clearly having a sad life

Don't follow the footsteps of Colombo Clown.

by Kirket fan June 12, 2021

Copromegahoardism

The act of concious refusal against ever again emptying ones bowels, by some considererd a philosophy of life.

Also: Being full of shit

"Ted, you are such a copromegahoardist!"
"Ted have adopted copromegahoardism as a way of life"

by Shit-Tzu December 22, 2008

Colombian girls

Colombian girls are one of the most beautiful women in the world. They are very sweet and seem very innocent but They are very heavy handed and aggressive. Most likely would win in a fight. They usually have very nice bodies and a big butt. They are also very flirtatious and love attention.

Wow. They're gorgeous. Bet they're colombian girls

"Don't mess with her, shes a colombian girl"

by Erick6678 April 13, 2013

colombia

a nice country in south america, many ignorant idiots dont know about, all they know is drugs, that is it

colombia has a nice culture, and a variety of people, from blonde haired blue eyed folks, to dark so dark they are almost blue folks, one thing colombians have in common is that they look hot, whoever says colombia means drugs, can go suck their grannies tities, i am not colombian, however i have been there, and that country rules!!!

they got some of the hottest women u can ever come across.

colombia has gotten some hot women, i wouldnt mind marrying one.

by american boy January 19, 2005