Crapology

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

cockology

The fourth science after Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. Cockology relates to the study of the male genital organ.

"Jessica sucks dick like she got a PHD in Cockology!"

by Umbongo - England April 2, 2003

Hoopology

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore

Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.

by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010

codology

Act or acts of foolishness, often for the sake of foolishness. From cod and ology. Used in Ireland and parts of Britain.

He was lepping around, actin' the mick all through the game. Pure codology.

by Tadhg May 9, 2006

oopology

the study of OOPA

oopa: excitement

guy: what do you want to be when you grow up?

girl: well, i feel very oopa towards everything. i should do oopology.

guy: that’s unfortunate.

girl: OOPA!

by Sleepyyhamsterr November 11, 2019

codology

1.the act of doing BULLSHIT things or saying stupid things
2.using language that you shouldn't around ladys or family
3.an act which is completely stupid

"cut out the codology before i crack ya" - A mother to her son

by thebulletproofkid August 23, 2011

coonology

The physiological and slaveology study of coons. You learn a lot about niggers and how they picked cotton for the white folk. You also learn skills on how to kidnap niggers and how to operate in the nigger slave market.

i studied in coonology in the university of nigger slave

by Free Speech isn't illegal December 19, 2016